bite-sized...

one liners for the

tweetables amongst us...

14 April 2010: I am so busy, that I don't have time to fart. Well actually, we all have time to fart, just that now I have to do it on the run.

29 March 2010: I want to like Monkey Grip... but I just don't. It's really annoying me. ANNOYING ME!

23 March 2010: I am quite seriously considering undertaking a PhD. I must be mad.

19 March 2010: word for the day is shitballs

18 March 2010: I saw this on a t-shirt: Sarcasm - one of the services I offer

17 March 2010: to be sure, to be sure, to be sure....

16 March 2010: karma got me. I stepped in chewing gum.

there can never be enough coffee... or toilets...